Miles flipped out and tagged me in front of my German guests, just as I was about to hand him over to them. I guess this could count as his first ‘bite’ in the 18 months or so I’ve had him :P
Seriously?! It’s as if some guests think that I’m just sitting at home, twiddling my thumbs, waiting for their request to roll in. It may come as a surprise for some, but even AU$80/night isn’t enough to retire on, and it certainly isn’t enough to cover my mortgage repayments, electricity, high speed wifi, and a chauffeur service!
A reminder of how fortunate us Westerners are. Watch as these cocoa growers from the Ivory Coast, the world’s largest exporter of cocoa beans, taste chocolate for the first time.
they should be stopped
One of my submissions made it onto Straight White Boys Texting. I’m so glad this blog was shared with me because I don’t think there’s a straight girl out there who wouldn’t, upon reading the submissions, instantly think of a time they’ve been in a similar situation. They should be stopped, indeed.
P.S. Contrary to most people’s expectations, none of my guests have ever put me in these situations or made me feel unsafe!
Trigger warning: sexual violence, rape, etc
Not that I had many doubts, but this has restored a little of my faith in humanity :)